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Dec132008
Alison Haislip Gets an Xbox
Hooray. But what she needs to get is some damn food in her kitchen. Enjoy:
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first at 12:55 am
Pereira, Haislip, an item perhaps? Hmmm, let the rumors start flying. Just kidding! However upon seeing Alison's fridge a Fight Club quote came to mind, "A house full of condiments but no food, how embarassing."
What a nice little vignette!
That may be the most priceless video of "celebrity" human interaction ever caught on film. I feel human yet symbiotic at the same time.
Living the life, I see. Much love, you magnificent bastard!
Effing hilarious.
^__^V
Was that one of her hoes that came to the door?
Looks like you got the short end of the deal there Kev. BTW, Haislip's place looked hella dirty! No food? You could have probably found some cheetos hidden between the pillows on the couch. LOL.
I am sure that some would argue that she at least had the essentials, booze and a 360, but I am not one of those people.
It's good she didn't open the GH:WT box yet. She can return it and get her money/dignity back. Ewwy.
Nice to see you updating more. What is that three in one day?
you are such in the friend zone with all your hot female co-workers. no going back now if you ever wanted to tap it.
Nice! I remember when Vern Troyer was on AOTS and he gave out his gamer tag. Whenever someone asks you for yours, give them his.
When she was talking about how XBox new her birthday and zip code and then there was a knock at the door, you should have told her it was the XBox Police coming to bust her. Or something. Feed the paranoia.
Also, never seen a fridge so full but with nothing in it. Come on down to our place- we have serious grub, plus an XBox 360, PS3, Wii, Gamecube and Nintendo64. Believe it or not, that's my wife's doing.
The way she has her place set up is prolly how they do things in Jersey.
You ARE that type of celebrity...so are the Haislip rumors true there Kev?
did you hit that?
That is more frat boy than any fridge in recorded history.
Epic win Haislip
Aww, y'all are cute. :) Wish I had friends on XBL to play Castle Crashers with. *emo tear* Seriously, Alison, give the man some food if he comes over to set up your Xbox, it's only polite!
Kevin! I would never feel comfortable having you over at my place. Not because of the sexual tension, as I am a straight male, but because I feel my house would never be good enough for you. I would have to have like every up to date modern technological piece of equipment or I would feel inferior.
People can make jokes about you and one of your female co-workers banging, but seriously, even as friends, there has to be a time in the relationship where at least one person is contemplating whether or not they have feelings for the other person. It's human nature...Awkward times
Oh and congrats on victoriously driving stick. And on your first try? You are officially more of a man because of it :)
Remeber guys a Player never Kiss and tells. I heard Alison say that was here when you cam by Monday. Women love a sarcastic funny guy. Pereira knows how to but the biatchs in their place! You da man.
Really funny.I've never seen a fridge almost full but with no food.Keep rockin Pereira!
"She, she, she want it, Kev* better give it to her" She's tired of using technology.
Seriously dude she wants you inside her. Hit that son!
Listen, us Jersey people dont need food! All the pollutants have turned into super-beings!
I know Haislip doesn't have food...at all...but couldn't you guys have ordered pizza and have it delivered to her place? I mean, come on!!
lol nice try to let the gamer-tag out at the end. food, booze, and entertainment are the hallmarks of a good home, i'm guessing all can be found in bountiful quantities at casa de pereira.
hope you had fun stormin' the castle!
Rather ironic that some occasionally featured on a tech show has an apartment clad with nothing more then what you would find in a cave.