Don't Shit Your Pants: The Game

This is probably the greatest adventure game ever created:

Mind Blown: LBP Drum Sequencer

YouTube and PSN'er Vinizu somehow created a drum machine in Little Big Planet. I think he used a Cat's Cradle, and twelve-thousand gallons of Taurine laced with methamphetamine; but whatever it took, it was worth it. This thing is pure, unadulterated, WIN!

Alison Haislip Gets an Xbox

Hooray. But what she needs to get is some damn food in her kitchen. Enjoy:

Pereira VS Sessler: LIVE

So, THIS is happening. Friday, December 12th, Attack of the Show. BE THERE, LIVE!

Soulja Boy: Please Don't Tell 'Em

It's not that I expect much out of someone like Soulja Boy, other than a nonsensical or sexual "hook" artfully dropped over a "phat beat" in Garageband; it's just that this latest video makes me feel like I was force fed glue-laced paint chips for twenty-five years, then repeatedly hoofed in the head by a semi-retarded llama. And Soulja, admittedly, I'm sure little ol' me commenting critically upon "art" in your scene would make you feel just the same; which is precisely why I don't upload videos like this to YouTube:

Dear NetZero, please disconnect Soulja Boy's account effective immediately. I will pay his monthly charges so there's no revenue loss, and I will do so as a service to the entire interwebs, because I care that much. And while Soulja Boy is certainly no IGN or Gamespot (though even after caching twelve straight bowls I'm sure he'd have given Too Human a better score than 5.5), I pray that nobody will be turned off by his review of Braid.

With that said, full disclosure: I sometimes make that "whoooop" noise when I rewind in Braid. DAMN YOU SOULJA!

Goodnight Internet

Long day. Lots accomplished. Time to blow off steam in the most sexy of ways.

Epic Rock Band 2 Gathering

No fancy editing for this bad boy, it's pure unadulterated Rock Band 2 madness. Enjoy Everlong, brought to you by several delicious glasses of Johnny Walker Blue Label:

Is it REALLY 4:17am? Already? Damn, that was an incredible evening. Thanks for coming out everyone!!

UPDATE: Because I'm still super proud of it, and it's one of my favorite Attack of the Show moments ever, I've tossed in a video of me drumming against Raymond Herrera of Fear Factory from three or four years ago. I think I was twelve. Good times...

And for the record, Raymond is still one of the nicest guys we've ever had on the show. Ever.

Too Human: Screw the Haters

Here's to some late night whining! Enjoy this one-take-grammar-hacked emotional roller coaster. Also, come on Gamespot.

Too Human: Screw the HatersMy two pennies concerning the negative reviews Too Human has been receiving. Relax: The game is FUN!