Soulja Boy: Please Don't Tell 'Em

It's not that I expect much out of someone like Soulja Boy, other than a nonsensical or sexual "hook" artfully dropped over a "phat beat" in Garageband; it's just that this latest video makes me feel like I was force fed glue-laced paint chips for twenty-five years, then repeatedly hoofed in the head by a semi-retarded llama. And Soulja, admittedly, I'm sure little ol' me commenting critically upon "art" in your scene would make you feel just the same; which is precisely why I don't upload videos like this to YouTube:

Dear NetZero, please disconnect Soulja Boy's account effective immediately. I will pay his monthly charges so there's no revenue loss, and I will do so as a service to the entire interwebs, because I care that much. And while Soulja Boy is certainly no IGN or Gamespot (though even after caching twelve straight bowls I'm sure he'd have given Too Human a better score than 5.5), I pray that nobody will be turned off by his review of Braid.

With that said, full disclosure: I sometimes make that "whoooop" noise when I rewind in Braid. DAMN YOU SOULJA!