Soulja Boy: Please Don't Tell 'Em
It's not that I expect much out of someone like Soulja Boy, other than a nonsensical or sexual "hook" artfully dropped over a "phat beat" in Garageband; it's just that this latest video makes me feel like I was force fed glue-laced paint chips for twenty-five years, then repeatedly hoofed in the head by a semi-retarded llama. And Soulja, admittedly, I'm sure little ol' me commenting critically upon "art" in your scene would make you feel just the same; which is precisely why I don't upload videos like this to YouTube:
Dear NetZero, please disconnect Soulja Boy's account effective immediately. I will pay his monthly charges so there's no revenue loss, and I will do so as a service to the entire interwebs, because I care that much. And while Soulja Boy is certainly no IGN or Gamespot (though even after caching twelve straight bowls I'm sure he'd have given Too Human a better score than 5.5), I pray that nobody will be turned off by his review of Braid.
With that said, full disclosure: I sometimes make that "whoooop" noise when I rewind in Braid. DAMN YOU SOULJA!
Sep 17, 2008
Reader Comments (40)
Why is my TV bigger than soulja boys?
WTF?!?!?!
I'm seriously at a loss for words. So ridiculous.
I bet after they made this video, they made another one where they they all started fucking an ottoman.
Oh, America.
Is this our future?
Those two Soulja's looked baked already.
Your telling me he can actually play the game...o no wait hes just playing the demo the cheap ass. He probably did it after he got beat at halo 3 since he cant handle. O and if you think this is bad he made something called the birdwalk look it up KP! and comment on it!
No no no... he's just practicing the sound that's gonna be his next new hit....
WOOOOOOOOP... WOOOOOOOOOP!
I don't know what to say. Just thought I'd make another comment expressing my displeasure at this video.
oh is that chris berman? whooooopp...spare me soulja boy
As if someone with the musical depth to create song with three lyrics those lyrics be "OHHH" "YOUUUUUU" and "SUPERMAN" would be able to understand something as awesome as Braid.
Isn't he at least a little worried that there might be a hell? I mean, he's already going down for his Musical sins, also for taking the name of Superman in vain, and now this...he just keeps digging the hole.
I can't say anything nice.. so I guess I can't say anything at all... (That's what my mommy told me)
but.. Braid was a bit pricey, but the challenges it creates for you are well worth the money... who wants an easy game you can breeze through in 4 hours... Not I !!!!
wtf what is his problem i agree solja boy's accont should be delted and he should be steilized
All I'm going to say is that I still have no earthly idea what the hell "Super-soak that ho" means.
* facepalm *
Thats all I can do while watching this video,facepalm.
honestly it kinda tripped me to see Kel Mitchell on the show protraying soulja boy. i smiled cus i remember watching kenan and kel as a kid but then i frowned becus he's been reduced to doing skits of soulja boy.
what happned man =(
"Kel, do u love orange soda?"
"i do, i do, i do-oo!"
lol
Thank you, Kevin! If only the ISP wasn't under legal constraints, I'm sure they'd jump at the offer. Erm, sniperwolf007? A Super Soaker is a gun. You fill it with water and it squirts. I hope you know this and were just making some sort of obscure joke.
I realise I was having too much fun with HTML tags. I'll calm down.
I actually purchased my first XBOX LIVE Arcade game the other night, which was "Braid".
I heard so many good things about it and I love all things to do with "Time Travel" and the mechanics involved along wit hit so I had to get it.
Question, before I watch this clip, must I worry about coming across any spoilers because I haven't finished it yet.
Thanks.
Wow. Just watched it. How embarrassing for his demographic.
That was one of the dumbest things that I have ever encountered on the internet. And the dangerous thing about it is that he was serious.
"Oh I fell off the ladder...*rewind*....oh no I didn't."
Really? REALLY!? Wowww.
All I have to say is, he better not ever come across the "Prince of Persia" Franchise. Now that is something that will BLOW HIS MIND UP. Not to mention the abilities that I've heard you get later on in the game of "Braid". Just wait til he gets to the end and the dinosaur walks out and starts talking to him. Wait, he just won't get that far. Neither in the GAME nor LIFE.
('-' )
I see what you fucking did there, UltraStationJin.
He is easily impressed. It is like watching a baby be blown away by a simple toy.
I cry for humanity. People like this make me think we are not the same species; in fact, I think some humans are de-evolving, fast.
Shot me.
Edit*
SHOOT me
if you smoke weed and get high? as opposed to smoking weed and getting drunk? or is there some other effect i'm unaware off
watching this video makes me think of things like: how does HE make more money than me?
and, after girls hear how retarded he is, how could they say "yes i'll sleep with you solja boy"
and someone actually said "yes that guy falling in the video game is worth posting on youtube"