Maybe I Should Drink Again?

my "reverse intervention", courtesy of HeyDominica.

thanks for the love, and support. ;)

Q&A With Munn and Me: Part 2

Enjoy. I'm off to grab some Baja.

Pereira VS Sessler: LIVE

So, THIS is happening. Friday, December 12th, Attack of the Show. BE THERE, LIVE!

Protest Prop 8 With Me, Would Ya?

WHO: Me, you and everyone we know. Hopefully.

WHAT: Peaceful protesting of Proposition Eight.

WHEN: Saturday, November 15th at 10:30am. (LA Facebook Event Page)

WHERE: Check "Join the Impact" to find the location nearest you. I'll be at LA City Hall.

WHY: I'll let Keith explain. Go ahead, click the little play triangle below. It won't bite.

It's okay to be straight, and against hate. Oh snap! Someone bumper-sticker that immediately. Feel free to throw in a Darwin-fish and an Obama logo just to "hip it up" a bit.

Dear California, Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Lordy! Someone stop me! Whatever happened to rants about the TSA or video game reviews? What happened to this wonderful little blog? My little, peaceful, politics-free slice of the Internet? I know, I know. But tough.

Here are some great videos from the "I couldn't have said it better myself, so I'm not going to bother trying" file:

Just doing my part to reach the, up to, three fans in California who actually read my personal blog. Thanks for your time.

Bankruptcy, not bailout, is the right answer.

I could not have said it better myself, so I'm not going to try. Here's a fantastic article concerning the government bailout fiasco that I agree with 110%. Economist Jeffrey Miron says the bailout plan presented to Congress was the wrong solution to the crisis; click here to read why.

Many thanks to Atlanta Pete for the image.

Hey, Olivia? Why Do You Make Me Hurt You?

Dear Olivia Munn. Hi. You may know me from such hit television shows as, Attack of the Show... and, Arena? Look, whatever, I'm kind of a big deal. Just take my word for it. Or Google it. Here's the point: You posted a cute little blog update which featured my amazing man-ass, uncredited mind you, and are reaping the sweet fruity nectar from the Adsense vine thanks too said badonkadonk. You haven't offered a cent of residuals, you haven't referred a single hit; you've done nothing but PROFIT from my many years of Winsor Pilates and Jamba Juice Razzmatazz lunches (with added burner boost of course). ENOUGH.

NOW THIS IS HAPPENING:

There! Are you happy? I know I am. Here's to having an honest post on the internet that can properly be tagged with, "Olivia Munn, Blowjob, Simulated Oral Sex, etc." I hate that it has come to this, but for what it's worth, I also tagged this post with "ANGRY DRAGON", so the world knows exactly how this tale ended. Thanks for the hits!

See you tomorrow princess. Xoxo.

Love, me.

Soulja Boy: Please Don't Tell 'Em

It's not that I expect much out of someone like Soulja Boy, other than a nonsensical or sexual "hook" artfully dropped over a "phat beat" in Garageband; it's just that this latest video makes me feel like I was force fed glue-laced paint chips for twenty-five years, then repeatedly hoofed in the head by a semi-retarded llama. And Soulja, admittedly, I'm sure little ol' me commenting critically upon "art" in your scene would make you feel just the same; which is precisely why I don't upload videos like this to YouTube:

Dear NetZero, please disconnect Soulja Boy's account effective immediately. I will pay his monthly charges so there's no revenue loss, and I will do so as a service to the entire interwebs, because I care that much. And while Soulja Boy is certainly no IGN or Gamespot (though even after caching twelve straight bowls I'm sure he'd have given Too Human a better score than 5.5), I pray that nobody will be turned off by his review of Braid.

With that said, full disclosure: I sometimes make that "whoooop" noise when I rewind in Braid. DAMN YOU SOULJA!