Hey, Olivia? Why Do You Make Me Hurt You?
Dear Olivia Munn. Hi. You may know me from such hit television shows as, Attack of the Show... and, Arena? Look, whatever, I'm kind of a big deal. Just take my word for it. Or Google it. Here's the point: You posted a cute little blog update which featured my amazing man-ass, uncredited mind you, and are reaping the sweet fruity nectar from the Adsense vine thanks too said badonkadonk. You haven't offered a cent of residuals, you haven't referred a single hit; you've done nothing but PROFIT from my many years of Winsor Pilates and Jamba Juice Razzmatazz lunches (with added burner boost of course). ENOUGH.
NOW THIS IS HAPPENING:
There! Are you happy? I know I am. Here's to having an honest post on the internet that can properly be tagged with, "Olivia Munn, Blowjob, Simulated Oral Sex, etc." I hate that it has come to this, but for what it's worth, I also tagged this post with "ANGRY DRAGON", so the world knows exactly how this tale ended. Thanks for the hits!
See you tomorrow princess. Xoxo.
Love, me.
Sep 19, 2008
Reader Comments (100)
haha....brilliant
Pure. Unadulterated. Win. Suck on that, Munn! Oh wait...Ha Ha! Double entendre.
EPIC!!!!.......................... FTW!
First time visiting the infamous weblog....
and it is gorgeous.
Like Ricky said... Pure Win.
I will be back.
Well it doesn't look like your enjoying it.
Lol, Kevin 1 - olivia 0
ummm yeah wow, this blog nails in every way.
LoL....... You could at least let her take off her glasses. Oh wait that is way hotter.
Wow, angry dragon...that's awesome! I guess you really do learn something new every day. Great pic too! Love you guys!
Wow, Kevin. I didn't think you were capable of something like this and once again you prove me wrong. Remind me to never cross you in ANY way. By the way, please tell me you found a way to incorporate the fire extinguisher (behind Olivia) into that fateful night of debauchery.
Wow. You even still had hair then.
Avast!
This wench be treacherous indeed.
Don't forget TLAP Day Two Parrot Pereira!
Arrr!
Ok Internet! Now's your chance! Show me shopped Munn pics!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Absolutely brilliant revenge (needs more balloons)!
Digg it. http://digg.com/television/Hey_Olivia_Why_Do_You_Make_Me_Hurt_You
you are a twisted evil GENIUS!!, I can't wait to see how she exacts revenge on the angry dragon. which by the way is my new word for the week.
...Why are you holding your shoes?
Good Lord, that's hilarious!
Bravo, sir.
Bravo.
Ohhhhh she's going to KILL you.
Well played.
Kevin.. I think Olivia will murder your eyebrows next... watch your back man.. I can only imagine what type of shenanigans will be executed now.. I'm foreseeing Blog warfare escalating to an ugly place soon... but hey...yay for the internetz!!!
BRILLIANT!
genius! sheer, absolute, wonderful, genius!
HOLY. CRAP. Reason 1,000,000,000 why Kevin Pereira is the coolest man on Earth.
ok first you should thank O for the posting, and more so for not passing out with that bare badonkadonk that's not much of one bony anyone. but still love the photo you posted, the last but is O will not rest till your hairless ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! why so upset little k
Ok, I'm having fun playing Spore... but Kevin, that looks like quite a bit more fun.
So... is there a line to get in? >=)