Hey, Olivia? Why Do You Make Me Hurt You?
Dear Olivia Munn. Hi. You may know me from such hit television shows as, Attack of the Show... and, Arena? Look, whatever, I'm kind of a big deal. Just take my word for it. Or Google it. Here's the point: You posted a cute little blog update which featured my amazing man-ass, uncredited mind you, and are reaping the sweet fruity nectar from the Adsense vine thanks too said badonkadonk. You haven't offered a cent of residuals, you haven't referred a single hit; you've done nothing but PROFIT from my many years of Winsor Pilates and Jamba Juice Razzmatazz lunches (with added burner boost of course). ENOUGH.
NOW THIS IS HAPPENING:
There! Are you happy? I know I am. Here's to having an honest post on the internet that can properly be tagged with, "Olivia Munn, Blowjob, Simulated Oral Sex, etc." I hate that it has come to this, but for what it's worth, I also tagged this post with "ANGRY DRAGON", so the world knows exactly how this tale ended. Thanks for the hits!
See you tomorrow princess. Xoxo.
Love, me.
Sep 19, 2008
Reader Comments (100)
Dear Mr Pereira,
Thank you for dealing with this in a professional and classy manner. It is unfortunate that Ms Munn would belittle you in such a way as to expose your private photos to the world wide web. Your cunning retort will undoubtedly end Ms Munn's tasteless efforts at embarassing you.
Oh, and the Angry Dragon is some funny sh!t, dawg!
win.
+10 internets to Kevin. Nice pumas, lol.
This is Amazetastic!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit, I wonder what Olivia's gonna do in retaliation.
Kevin, you DID destroy that picture of you and Chris Hardwick making out, right? RIGHT?!!! FUCK! OLIVIA'S GOT IT!!!
I think this would qualify as a sick burn.
Count it!
I can just hear the cameraman "No, really, what size shoe does he wear Olivia?"
Olivia - "OK, I'll see. Kevin, lift the shoes up a bit. Cmon, lift them! Aw, fine I'll lean over and look."
And that's how I met your mother.....
EPIC WIN
Kevin it was very nice of you to show respect to her culture by removing your shoes while she performed
Wow this is gonna get ugly really quick! LOL. Its going to take your supreme power of wit to defeat this "Angry Dragon", but if anyone can take on the Munn its you. My $$$ is on Pereira!
PWND! Go Kevin! I didnt want to tell you but she said you had cellulite on your ass.
dude thats fucked up
how do i become your friend?
i hope that olivia comes up with something to come back from this
Kevin, this makes me wonder what other little pictures you have to do battle with.
LOL awesome pic!
pwned
nice pereira this is great it wasnt even that serious when she posted that ambiguous pic of a man's ass. you just took it to a whole new level. admit it u were just lookin 4 a reason to use this pic.
If you were holding a pitchfork instead of shoes, that would be larger amounts of win imo. Alas, I can only award you 7 internets for this picture.
princess olivia can do as she pleases kev. nice pic though.
lmfao! oh damn I cant wait to see what this comes up to!
I have to wonder who exactly took this pic.
Very funny stuff. That pic has 'photoshop me' written all over it. Or was something already photoshopped out of it? Deep.
Ha! It really does come up on google!
LOL NICE
lol nice one kevin.