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    Too Human Rocks. Screw the haters.

    Listen, it may not be the most innovative game ever. And it may have some serious issues with storytelling and an at times deplorable user interface. And it may even be downright buggy at times; hell, I had to restart an online game four times tonight because of major sound glitches, and because I Superman 64'ed and clipped right through the floor into an infinite black void...

    BUT THE GAME IS FUCKING FUN!

    Come on major-jaded-gaming-review-sites! Kick back with a buddy, slaughter hordes of enemies while fiending for the next level up in skills or accessories, and let your subwoofer shake the walls off your pad as you hop on the back of giant mechanical beasties and plunge your sword right into their heads. Tell me that's not entertaining! I'm willing to overlook some lackluster boss-battles thus far, and certain sloppy design decisions that lead to needlessly repetitive actions, because the core gameplay makes you feel like an absolute bad ass. And THAT is what this type of game is all about. Bad-assness, and loot. Too Human has both.

    This game is not a 5.5, Gamespot. A five point five is a game that boots, has a working title screen and  with any luck the pistols go "pew". You're completely ignoring
    DateAug 20, 2008 Comment7 Comments

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    Fuckin Kungfoo Panda! lol. never really cared so much about this game but what you say actually makes me want to give it a shot.

    September 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSocal0321 is a dumbass

    i left my assessment of this game on your video posting for the game, so check there, but just to add to this post....

    YOU GET A SWORD....AND .....A FUCKING GUN!!!!!!!!!
    and
    YOU CAN USE BOTH, ANYTIME, WITHOUT EQUIPPING THEM from MID-COMBAT, how badass is that!!!!!!!!!

    fix those minor flaws and this game could be better... maybe longer battles and less xp, cause YOU DO level up faster then any game ive ever played

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