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    i want a juicer of the damned.

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    I'm reminded why I love Attack of the Show. Awesome!

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAndrex

    I so love that sketch. :)

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDecay

    Classic.

    Damn ShamWow guy...

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNeO JD

    Holy bawls that's funny.


    I think a much better commercial for shamwows would be to have Samuel L. Jackson run up, punch someone in the face, throw a Shamwow on them as they lie on the ground bleeding, and yell "SHAMWOW MUTHA FUCKA!" but I'm not in marketing.

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMepaqehe

    lol now that's fuckin hilarious

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPalem

    Seriously, how do you do such a good impression of that guy? Can you do any more?... I can do Helen Mirren.

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNick G

    How much money do you spend on paper towels cleaning up the entrails of the damned, huh? For just 6 easy payments of $6.66, you're not spending money, you're SAVING money!

    Well done, Kevin. Win!

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDeltus

    that was an awesome skit and impression of that ShamWow guy, but has anybody seen his new commercial for a chopping thing and he brings back some old quotes

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

    you are of course refering to the "slap chop". Yeah, it's pretty funny. But what if Vince sold other stuff? Like, femine hygene products?

    I dunno, but I think demonic Vince should definately become a semi-regular engine for teh funny. Headset microphone, horns and all. Then again, i'm not a cable TV darling, so what do i know. I still think the Green Screen Girl bit was one of the funniest ever. *shrugs*

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDecay

    nicely done

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDave-O

    ShamWOW great on diet coke, not so good at picking up goat's blood... Love the show Kev!

    January 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBilly

    Great impression.

    January 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDestruction-Overdrive

    One of my favorites =)

    but seriously, Billy Mayes pwnz anyone.

    January 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrittany

    I love blood.

    WAIT.

    Did I just confess that?

    January 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMikeC

    Awesomely done.

    January 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterS_Jay

    haha. nice job.

    January 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertscharf

    Ever since those ShamWow commercials came out I've been waiting for someone to make fun of them. Awesome job.

    January 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjeff B

    The damned shamwow, I say "wow" every time I sacrifice a....wait...uhhh...I mean, everytime I use it.

    January 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergoldiemcg

    Wow, I actually thought about buying Shamwows. Next time I have a problem with spilled goat blood, I'll just use a tampon.

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