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    Oh, sweet Selma.

    Please, donate today. Every little bit helps.

    Reader Comments (34)

    I can't watch it right now because I'm teaching but the still is just so disturbing.

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBonnie

    This was one of your funnier skits to date K.P! The sad look on your face was fucking hilarious!

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMoe V

    I gotta get up on that. Hmmmm Salma Hayek.

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNeO JD

    That was great

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlex

    As much as I found it touching that she did that (and really, it is touching), I also was all, "My GOD she has a fantastic rack!" Fantastic everything, actually. In fact, I'd crawl naked on my hands and knees over two miles of broken glass just to chew on her discarded panties from yesterday.

    Okay, maybe that was TMI...

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDeltus

    I'll donate all my money just to see you happy, Kevin. Just to see you happy.

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterspiritkittykat

    It's Salma Kevin.
    Salma= big mexican boobs
    Selma= tiny american boobs. She did make out with Sarah Michelle Gellar though. So there's that

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

    Hey. If you're portuguese-descendant, it should be "say olá", no?
    ;)

    cheers

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZeM

    Now whenever I watch Desperado I get thirsty...

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDave-O

    I'd donate mine to you any day, lolololo

    But seriously, I rather like that you've become a part of my life in some form. I can't go more than a day without you making me laugh and smile.

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelody

    I'm not a breast milk fetishist but I'll be honest, I would totally...well you know :)


    Awesome skit! I love how Olivia acts like she's gonna say something negative and then she pulls out the money jar and donates.

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNick G

    Your just not right Kev, just not right...

    February 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChris Mays

    I need that jar. I have a huge donation to make.

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLawrence

    Salma Hayek es muy Caliente X3 FTW!

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterinfernofrost

    My jar is up to $15.35, how much does it take, and when will Selma arrive?
    I'm so, umm, thirsty

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMerc_00

    that was a great way to start out my thursday!

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

    Mexican milkshakes for all!

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMagoo

    I think you need to set up one of those donation pay pal accounts.

    February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBowiegrrl

    Where can we mail donations to?

    February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJesusThDvl

    Om Nom Nom! Mmmm. Hayek juice is good; and in such a fashionable bottle too!

    February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterColorwind

    Man, I've been missing some good stuff. Gotta watch AOTS moar.

    February 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDestruction-Ovedrive

    Wow! The writers are laughing at the jokes they wrote a lot.

    March 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGavin Purcell

    I think olivia munn is a slutty bitch and i fucking hate her! she should go jump off a bridge...she is so fucking ugly!!! ugh i want to vomit when i see her you hoe...cum gargling hooker

    May 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterolivia munn

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    That was great!!!!

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