Don't Shit Your Pants: The Game

This is probably the greatest adventure game ever created:

Comments

[Panacamanana]

Thanks man. I'm now a Shit King!

[Jacob]

I'M THE SHIT KING!!!!
That was awesome.
"die" is by far the best command.

[JesusThDvl]

I can't get pass level 3!!! >=O

[PinkyOnMyBrain]

What I've discovered so far in life:
slowly fart
take off pants
pull door
go washroom
fart / shit / die

I find it helps to practice consecutive stomach & anus clenches whilst in a stationery position.

[iChopPryde]

Not sure how you become Shit King I sit on the toilet and take a shit and win .... how do you go beyond that?

[Pau]

Haha, this game is hilarious, I used to play these command-prompt games when I was little, my parents had a Commodore 64.

[2Three]

I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that this game exists, or that I found it so entertaining.

[qarla]

Haha... Funny!

[Pedram]

Brilliant weblog! Brilliant design!
I'm checking this game right now.

[Deltus]

*taps on KPer's weblog* Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Testing, one, two, three, four, CHECK one, CHECK two...

[beerman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngISk2qwKRo

[xShawnx479x]

Haha, I have to agree.

I dunno what was more fun...forgetting to remove my pants and shitting them while on the toilet, removing my pants and shitting on the floor, or looking at my hair...and shedding a single tear. :'(

Nice find, man.

[nat]

there goes an hour of my life

[mayhamandeggs]

Good for shits and giggles.

[thevaz76]

Wow! I thought way too hard about it. The solution is so easy.

[thevaz76]

Oh, and I had a Flavor of Love moment when I shit on the floor like the contestant from one of the seasons.

[Matty]

Don't you love those survival horror command-based games? The suspense gets to me. Kevin, you find the most obscure, but excellent games. Simply amazing

[wren]

this you after hot shots?

[Banaszak]

Holy Crap-this is the BEST GAME EVER-KEVIN-YOU ARE THE MAN

[n00bert]

I noticed this is on kongregate, does kevin have an account?

[Dan]

Does he have a Kongregate account?

[Timmay]

Forgot to drop mah draws

[Quinton]

type "falcon punch door" it is actually a command :D

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