Thursday
May212009
Sex Tornado
Ever heard the expression "it's like herding cats"? You should see the out-takes from this one. Between Rufus hissing at Mercedes and one little kitty trying to climb the felt green-screen in the background, it was an interesting shoot to pull off an hour before the live show. Good times indeed.
Reader Comments (52)
I can only imagine. But on the upside, it managed to make Monster come flying out my nose, so well played sir. Well played...
Dear Mr. Pereira,
I was always having problem getting jiggy with the womens. I just didn't seem to have that "juice" they was looking for. But then I tried your "Kevin Pereira's Sex Tornado" (I bought the full gallon, cause I take *charge* like that, yo), and after some liberal body spraying with your fantastic product, now I'm crawling with pussy. MEE-YOW!
Thanks!
Dude you need to get some Sex Tornado Extreme!!!
God damn, Kevin. That's some pretty good stuff you got there. Chest hair straight out of Magnum P.I., and hot babes all over, and cats. Mix them all together and you got a product I am willing to buy or at least take the time to steal it somewhere. That was pretty damn funny. OK for now.
ah. i was hoping it was a video of the outtakes, way to fail kev.
glad to see you updating the site though :D if loving you is wrong, i don't want to be right.
Nice chest hair Kev, those kitties make you look really sexy. It would have been hilarious to see outtakes from this.
Step 1. Print stickers with sex tornado logo.
Step 2. have the calgon making Jawa in Iraq make me the most foul smelling junk ever.
Step 3. put label on bottle.
Step 4. mail bottle to arch nemesis with (place hot chick name here) on it.
Step 5. Take Pictures.
Step 6. show my arch nemesis the sex tornado video.
Step 7. gloat over him for 6 more months. and tell evryone.
Thank U Kevin, you make funny fun.
LMAO I figured you get a lot of pussy Kev, but this isn't exactly what I had pictured.....
I remember seeing this live, I really dont laugh out loud at T.V things have to be really funny to me. This was one of those things, dude your witty too you say the funniest shit on air it's great.
Hey Kevin!
you got awesome taste and style not only do you use sex tornado but you also use the red knight from castle crashers!
I saw your interview with Felicia Day and I've also been playing Castle Crashers for the past few days. What i really like is the electric red guy it's one of my favorites, it's something about red and his magic and.. i mean we have so much in common that we should just.. you kno? lol
but seriously red knight kicks ass when you max out the magic stats.
btw do you have a gamertag for xbox live by any chance? it would be really cool to play games and such online and an awesome way to reach fans like me! =)
where can i get this
kevin when are you gonna put in up in sale
That was pretty good for having only an hour to work out the kinks.
This stuff is great if you want to attract the crazy cat lady across the street!!!!!
Must..order...immediately
I would buy it just to rock something on my shelf that said sex tornado. Only real men can let that product sit in the open.
I want a picture of the product signed by the tornado himself.
i should buy some
lol I need some
I got one question. Why your site Canadian Kevin ?
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I just want to say that it's really an interesting article.
kevin when are you gonna put in up in sale?
Thanks
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