One Thousand YouTube Hits with Olivia Munn

Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn explore YouTube traffic exploitation in this inspirational short; filmed on location in Shinjuku, Japan.

Take A Virtual Trip To Japan!

Come. Share. Indulge in my journey, won't you? After experiencing this Virtual Flight, you will have felt like you were actually on a plane with me from New York to Japan. And you will be a better person for having done so.

Remember, you are not simply viewing this video, you are living it. Enjoy.

My Philly Video Blog: I'm Spent

Here it is. After about an hour of rendering and uploading. And a newfound hatred of iMovie and its' limitations. I'm a wreck, as you'll see, and can't wait to (hopefully) knock out on my flight to Japan. Thanks to Philly (love this place), thanks to my friends (you are all so amazing), thanks to soul searching silence (hours of revelations) and thanks to Pepto Bismol.

By the way? New, redesigned blog coming soon. Maybe tomorrow actually.

Taxidermy Olympics

We thought for sure that the goat's head was going to pop off like a grape; in shows past it has done just that, and completely unprompted. So imagine our surprise when Rodger the High Diving Goat took a nasty spill end ended up breaking his pelvis instead.

Goats do have a pelvis. Right?

Payback is a *pop*!

Olivia is spouting off about me being in on the whole hair trimming incident, which technically I was, as we discussed the bit during a commercial break before everything went down. However, what she's NOT telling everyone is that we agreed she would only trim "a bit" off the top. Said bit was being defined at that moment by my thumb and forefinger, separated half an inch or so. The rest, including today's epic payback, is history:

I've got to give the girl credit; she hung in there, was a great sport, and helped create an amazing moment. Not just for me, or the viewers, but for all the globophobes out there as well. Hooray.

The Great Migrate

Alright. This site has run its' course. Fixing K2 (the theme I've been using for some time now) is going to take too much tweaking thanks to the customizing I did to it back in the day, and switching themes seems like a waste of long-term energy... SO... I'm moving to SquareSpace.

I'm working with the guys now to get a respectable blog up and running soon, and I'll keep everyone posted. The moment it goes live, there will be confetti, pie and salvia for all!

Stay tuned, or something, and sorry about the mess in the meantime. Yeah, this site is broken. I know, I know...

Bluetards, Toothbags: Lend Me Your Ears!

Bluetards and Toothbags: It's The Law!I'm a little tired of people claiming BT-Headset laws are making the roads safer...

These single-take rants are fun, but I would have liked to clean up some of the ideas and maybe add some kitten-filled school bus accident noises. Also, I could have corrected the "New York" assertion. Hands-free laws are PRIMARY there, not secondary enforcement. Oregon, Maryland and a handful of other intelligent states using secondary enforcement can be found here.

Maybe next time I'll bite the bullet and edit in Final Cut. Then I could avoid the inevitable, "in the video he said NY. Whatta tard!" flamebait trollings to come. Oh well, hope you enjoy the whining regardless!

Well, That Happened.

There's no CTRL-Z in real life. This happened. Now I'm buzzed; and forever alone.

R.I.P - Hair
August 7th, 2008 - August 21st, 2008

At least good tv happened. Right?