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Oct 26, 2008Hey, Olivia? Why Do You Make Me Hurt You?
Dear Olivia Munn. Hi. You may know me from such hit television shows as, Attack of the Show... and, Arena? Look, whatever, I'm kind of a big deal. Just take my word for it. Or Google it. Here's the point: You posted a cute little blog update which featured my amazing man-ass, uncredited mind you, and are reaping the sweet fruity nectar from the Adsense vine thanks too said badonkadonk. You haven't offered a cent of residuals, you haven't referred a single hit; you've done nothing but PROFIT from my many years of Winsor Pilates and Jamba Juice Razzmatazz lunches (with added burner boost of course). ENOUGH.
NOW THIS IS HAPPENING:
There! Are you happy? I know I am. Here's to having an honest post on the internet that can properly be tagged with, "Olivia Munn, Blowjob, Simulated Oral Sex, etc." I hate that it has come to this, but for what it's worth, I also tagged this post with "ANGRY DRAGON", so the world knows exactly how this tale ended. Thanks for the hits!
See you tomorrow princess. Xoxo.
Love, me.
Japanese Photo Booth Fun!
Olivia and I don't even need to go into a Japanese photo booth to have a good time. It's just what we do:
We actually did go inside, in case you're wondering, and some amazing television was made. You'll all see it in November, and I promise, it's epic.
Goodnight Internet
Long day. Lots accomplished. Time to blow off steam in the most sexy of ways.
Epic Rock Band 2 Gathering
No fancy editing for this bad boy, it's pure unadulterated Rock Band 2 madness. Enjoy Everlong, brought to you by several delicious glasses of Johnny Walker Blue Label:
Is it REALLY 4:17am? Already? Damn, that was an incredible evening. Thanks for coming out everyone!!
UPDATE: Because I'm still super proud of it, and it's one of my favorite Attack of the Show moments ever, I've tossed in a video of me drumming against Raymond Herrera of Fear Factory from three or four years ago. I think I was twelve. Good times...
And for the record, Raymond is still one of the nicest guys we've ever had on the show. Ever.
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