Look Out Kanye...

the ish is about to get real, son.

12.22.08 :: kev/joe/lou

<3 xoxo <3

Q&A With Munn and Me: Part 2

Enjoy. I'm off to grab some Baja.

Olivia Munn Sings Mariah

Dong-won Kim recorded a BRILLIANT lip-synch to Olivia's cover of "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey. Enjoy:

Pure Munn. Breathtaking. Perfect pitch, no auto-correction. The woman is a siren.

Terms of Service Watchdog Organization?

Terms of service, service?Ramble-and-a-half about a potential 3rd party service/watchdog group that reviews TOS agreements.

Does this exist? Should this exist?

I just saved you five minutes by typing those questions out.

That's why I suck at the internet.

But indulge me, would you?

Hey, Olivia? Why Do You Make Me Hurt You?

Dear Olivia Munn. Hi. You may know me from such hit television shows as, Attack of the Show... and, Arena? Look, whatever, I'm kind of a big deal. Just take my word for it. Or Google it. Here's the point: You posted a cute little blog update which featured my amazing man-ass, uncredited mind you, and are reaping the sweet fruity nectar from the Adsense vine thanks too said badonkadonk. You haven't offered a cent of residuals, you haven't referred a single hit; you've done nothing but PROFIT from my many years of Winsor Pilates and Jamba Juice Razzmatazz lunches (with added burner boost of course). ENOUGH.

NOW THIS IS HAPPENING:

There! Are you happy? I know I am. Here's to having an honest post on the internet that can properly be tagged with, "Olivia Munn, Blowjob, Simulated Oral Sex, etc." I hate that it has come to this, but for what it's worth, I also tagged this post with "ANGRY DRAGON", so the world knows exactly how this tale ended. Thanks for the hits!

See you tomorrow princess. Xoxo.

Love, me.

Soulja Boy: Please Don't Tell 'Em

It's not that I expect much out of someone like Soulja Boy, other than a nonsensical or sexual "hook" artfully dropped over a "phat beat" in Garageband; it's just that this latest video makes me feel like I was force fed glue-laced paint chips for twenty-five years, then repeatedly hoofed in the head by a semi-retarded llama. And Soulja, admittedly, I'm sure little ol' me commenting critically upon "art" in your scene would make you feel just the same; which is precisely why I don't upload videos like this to YouTube:

Dear NetZero, please disconnect Soulja Boy's account effective immediately. I will pay his monthly charges so there's no revenue loss, and I will do so as a service to the entire interwebs, because I care that much. And while Soulja Boy is certainly no IGN or Gamespot (though even after caching twelve straight bowls I'm sure he'd have given Too Human a better score than 5.5), I pray that nobody will be turned off by his review of Braid.

With that said, full disclosure: I sometimes make that "whoooop" noise when I rewind in Braid. DAMN YOU SOULJA!

Wordle: My New Favorite Thing

Wordle: While it's hardly "new", it's new to me, and I love it. Thanks to the Shack, I stumbled across Wordle.com which is a Java applet created by IBM programmer Jonathan Feinberg. You feed the program a block of text, website or a Delicious username and it generates a cloud of beautiful typographic art. You can then easily customize the color palette, font style, layout, etc. Much like great sex, it's easy, free and it's fun. And unprotected.

Here's one I churned out for my blog. I'm sure you'll all be far more creative with it; can't wait to see all your 2Wordle1Cup comments!

Twixperiment 01: Nine Eleven

I’m often fascinated by the replies I receive on Twitter. Sometimes they’re ironic, often they’re hilariously sarcastic and occasionally they’re downright poetic. As such, I thought I’d throw out a topic, adjective, verb, whatever, and see how people reply. Today, because it permeated the airwaves with a nauseatingly thick vibe, I twittered “911″ and received this in return:

crc0427: we have forgotten what it means to be American

Pir4cy: When I think of 911 I think.. AMERICA FUCK YEAH WHATCHA GOING TO DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW…

Doomguy13: We got through it. We remembered the fallen. I believe we did our part. I just feel so bad for the family’s that lost mom and dads

hydraMIRAGE: Pain. Shock. Disbelief. I’m only 10 minutes from the city. My University was evacuated. I watched both towers fall

tr1gun: i think 911 is a good choice for an emergency number, though i do think 111 would be easier to remember.

giggleloop: 7 yrs ago, @ 8am husband woke me up to tell me a plane had hit the WTC. We watched CNN from then til I had to go to work @ 2pm.

Murphy1d: Sad thing is I moved a project deadline off of 9/11 just because the day seemed like bad luck

vinceruth: 9/11 is a day I saw too much and made me realize I didn’t “live” enough-ultimately getting me to change the way I was living

DominickEvans: 9/11 hasn’t taught us much of anything, except when in doubt, attack a country that had nothing to do with the attacks!

Suhaila: that was the topic? Man i totally forgot what day it was….i suppose that means i did my part to not let terrorists win.

Beatsmith: 911… Unneeded preventable destruction and death.

TheCroft: was told I could go home then. We didn’t have any customers anyway. Very uneventful.

mgrovesensation: Doesn’t Guliani get royalties whenever someone says that?

rachiebachie: quiet skies. Loud hearts.

A_lexj: Surprise ButtSecks!!!

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